May 3 is Day 23 of the Whacking Day event and there’s less than a week to go until it’s all over. Here’s where you should aim to be by the time the sun goes down across the Americas if you want to meet your targets!

If your May 9 target is all the prizes and all 10 Whack Boxes: You’ll need to be whacking 775 snakes a day and have put 17,825 snakes in your inventory by the end of the day US time. You’ll earn your fifth Whack Box.
If your May 9 target is Miss Springfield and the Sleep-eazy Motel: You’ll need to be whacking snakes at the rate of 431 a day and have put 9,913 snakes in your inventory by the end of the day. The Coliseum is so close that you should be able to smell it.
If your May 9 target is Springfield Coliseum and Tatum: You’ll need to be adding about 345 snakes a day to your inventory. By midnight US Central time, you should have collected around 7,935 of them. You’ve got Bare-Chested Willie and you’re on your way to your final goal (and who knows, with an extra bit of effort over the weekend, Miss Springfield might be possible after all).
If your May 9 target is Bare-chested Willie: You need to be gathering about 259 snakes a day. By the end of the day, you should have around 5,957. You’ve got Whacky, the pet Snake, and you’re well on the way to Willie’s rippling muscles.
If your May 9 target is the Pet Snake: You’ll need to collect about 190 snakes every day. As of the end of today, you should have 4,370 in your inventory. You’ve got the Duff Stadium and Whacky is well within your reach.
If your May 9 target is Duff Stadium: You need to be collecting about 146 snakes every day. By the end of the day you should have 3,358 of them.

If you need some help getting to your targets, either add as many friends as your game allows you to, or find an egg buddy. And see what the weekend brings – with a bit of extra whacking, you may be able to raise your sights.

If it’s your first time here and you want to read the basis for the calculations, take a look here (for all ten prizes) and the Whack Boxes) and here (for everything else).

And a big thank you to mysticbob for this Simpsons character parody of Samuel L Jackson from the movie Snakes on a Plane:

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